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26 July 2008 @ 01:22 pm
 
FOURTH ROUND IT'S TIME TO ROCK

and Juri's round is still open go vote there too o/

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Character: Onigiri
Canon: Air Gear
Age: 15

Canon: Air Gear is a series about magical, physics-defying rollerblades called A-T and a street brawling kid named Ikki who discovers the wide open sky after scoring a pair. Soon after, he formed a group of fellow A-T riders, made of former enemies and age-old friends. Their only goal is to shooting for the sky, straight through politics of the A-T underworld without a care. Unbeatable schoolwork, over-protective and over-powered sisters, heavy artillery, and enemies who withstand being beaten over the head by a motorcycle are just road bumps next to getting just a little more air... or the perfect pair of gazoombas in groping range.

Onigiri's one of those teammates who has been following Ikki's gang since the beginning. Known as "Eastside's Greatest Hornball," he lives up to his name and then some. His A-T style is upside-down, tooling along on his head and on only one A-T. This is for no strategic advantage, but only one purpose ever: more panty shots from that angle! His Road, the Smell Road, is arcane and occult. He can find a young girl at a half-a-mile radius. He can through his amazing Buddha skills (and a-apparently hypnotic body odor) convince a woman to strip and show him her goodies. Described by his friends has having no other traits than being a porker, he's excitable, obese and gives NO RESPECT to the sanctity of the fourth wall. Horrible, extreme and awesome - this
is your ultimate pervert.

Sample Post

Oi oi OI! What do you call THAT?

Here I was, willing to be horribly molested and penetrated and maybe some turnaround if-you-know-what-I-mean by a woman of incredible stature around here. Sure, you're another species, but I'm broad minded! And really, after a while all that vanilla stuff gets boring. And all the hardcore stuff. And some of the really weird shit. SO I FIGURED I'D GIVE YOU A TRY! If nothing else, the suction would have to be amazing and just think of the sympathy sexings I could score from the smoking hot ba-

EH? WHAT? No, snookums! There's only you! Or it would have been.. but... What do I get when I accept your love? Picked up, sniffed and thrown away. Just like that... as if I wasn't worthy! See these tears? THEY'RE FULL OF MANLY MAN PAIN. You buyin' this?... Dude! She is. SCORE. That's right... reach out to me and-

KRYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! NOT THE NUTS! NOT THE NUUUUUTS!

...

... Saaa. I see how it is. You think you hold all the cards. You think you can control this amazing slice of man. But I WILL NOT BE DOMINATED! I AM THE LEADER. I AM THE MAN! THE 'S' IN THE 'M' OF THIS PARTNERSHIP. You may think you may have an advantage with your superior reach and A LUCKY SHOT FOR THE JEWELS. But you haven't noticed yet have you?

Your first mistake was to make an opponent of me! The second, and only slightly less dire, was to be downwind of me during such a hot day. It should be surrounding you by now, embracing you as I would. Can you resist my stare? Can you- Do you have smell organs? I mean, I can't exactly make out a nose.

Heh. It looks like I DO have your attention. It's all right, there's nothing to worry about now. Inhibitions, shame, standards... they're all nothings right now. You understand, don't you? All of you leaning, drifting towards me? All wet and attentive...

Allow me to guide you... Now. Just relax, undulate, yes, slowly like that. There is no need to be shy, no need for shame, my child. Embrace your tentacle. Embrace your everything and show it to me.

Marcy, it's okay to be in touch with your lower mantle cavity.


In or Out?

In!
55(88.7%)
Out!
7(11.3%)



Character: Elraine "El" Figarette
Series: Double Arts
Character Age: 16

Canon: In a world ravaged by an epidemic known as "Troy", the only people capable of stopping the seizures and subsequent death caused by this disease are the Traveling Sisters. The Sisters wander around the Earth, trying to suppress the plague by absorbing the disease of the sick into their own body. However, although these Sisters have a high resistance to the disease, they are not immune. As such, their role is shortening their own lives so that others may live longer. And so they continue to search for a person who is truly immune-- if they exist-- so that they can find a true cure. Enter Sister Elraine! The narrator of our story who has been infected with Troy since she was a child. But as she lies dying in the streets one day, a seemingly ordinary boy named Kiri touches her face, and her seizures stop. In what were to be her final moments, a person immune to Troy appeared before her!

So Sister Elraine lives, and our story begins. The catch, however, is that the minute she lets go of his hand, the seizures and pathway to her death begin again. Doomed to hold onto this boy's hand for the rest of her life-- whether sleeping, eating or bathing-- lest she die, Elraine nonetheless soldiers on. A girl with remarkable spirit and determination, Elraine is always prepared to sacrifice herself for the greater good. Despite this, she is also beginning to realise the importance of following your dreams instead of sacrificing them for others. Though humble and easily overwhelmed, she has her moments of calm as well. Because of Elraine's driving desire to live on to see a world without Troy, she is often most happy when she is working towards combating the disease. Together with Kiri, they're going to save the world! And try not to get killed by those pesky assassins on the way.


Sample post:

Excuse me! Everybody, please listen, this is a very important announcement! E-Excuse me, could I please have your ears for just a few moments? GYAAH! N-Not your real ears! Please put those back where you found them-- this is a serious matter! What next...?

Um, right, thank you. Hello everyone, my name is Sister Elraine, and this person is my friend, Kiri. It's come to my attention that nobody in this swamp-- er, village-- has Troy, which is very good! It's probably because you're in such a remote location, so it's not surprising we've never heard of this village before. Now, even though the Order is only for Troy-related problems, and although at first glance it looks like a number of people here are infected with something else-- or at least, that's how it seems, forgive me if I'm presuming too much... but! But if your limbs are having trouble staying attached, well, that's actually a symptom of Troy! ... Though it manifests itself slightly differently.

Oh, what's with those blank faces? Don't tell me nobody here has heard of Troy before?! This is a first... where do I even start? What? No no, it doesn't have anything to do with horses! Listen, Troy is a dangerous disease, which you can contract just by touching another person who has it! Ah, but there's no need to fall all over yourselves about it-- I'm here to help! You see, anyone wearing a uniform like mine is a Traveling Sister. And as Sisters, our job is to heal people who are sick with Troy, you see? Oh, but it also means that we have Troy too, so please be careful. D-Don't get the wrong impression! I don't know what sort of rumours you might have heard, but it's not possible to catch Troy just by standing near a person who has it, or anything... so there's really no need to shuffle away like that. It's only transferred through skin-to-skin contact.

There, I think that covers the basics. Are there any questions? --Yes, I do too have a brain! It's not like I'm not doing this because I particularly enjoy public speaking or anything. Listen, there's a small possibility that your sickness here is related to Troy somehow, and if that's the case then we might be able to help you! So if one volunteer could please step forward and tell me more in detail about the illness here, or if they'd like to accompany us to the Order's Headquarters, I'd be very grateful! You at the front, sir? Oh, thank you for your co-operation, please come a little closer so we can talk properly.

That's better. Now, I just need to ask you a few questions, such as your age, race, symptoms, and so on. No, I'm afraid I don't have ticky boxes for you... but I could make some, if it's important? All right then, are you ready? Let's start! First off, were you born with this illness? All right, I'll take "brains" as a "no". Secondly, would you say that you feel cold, or hot?

... Um, I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure what you mean. There is no "option three".


In or Out?

In!
49(89.1%)
Out!
6(10.9%)



Character: Kiri Luchile
Series: Double Arts
Character age: 16

Canon: "Troy" is an incurable disease spread by touch that has been troubling the world for 700 years, and Kiri Luchile emerges as the sole person with immunity to the plague and thus the possible key to a cure. He also seems to halt the symptoms as long as skin contact with the diseased is maintained - presumably a previously undiscovered side affect of his ability to make those who he touches feel healthier. Due to this, he finds he has to remain holding hands with a Sister Elraine Figarette to prevent Troy from killing her as they journey to the Sisters' headquarters. They hope that there, by studying Kiri's body, a permanent cure can be found. Needless to say, he is very weirded out and finds everything a bit overwhelming. After all, up until this point, he had just been an ordinary boy living an ordinary life, albeit one with an interest in sewing and sculpting strange designs.

However, Kiri proves to be quick to take things in stride and is, in fact, somewhat mature for his age, being a rather calm, quirky, good-natured individual. That is not to say he's not prone to fits of frustration, annoyance and RAGE!!1! and he certainly is not above teasing - one might notice that he is a bit mean to El, whom he rarely refers to by name. But he has a good heart, which is why he voluntarily accepted going to the Sisters' HQ and is now spending his life on the run from assassins. He's not much of a fighter, but he manages to get out of most sticky situations through his second ability called "Flare", which enables each person he is holding hands with to have the strength of as many people as there are holding hands.


Sample Post:

Geh, no, don't say it. I know exactly what you mean just from the look on your face. Everyone! Just so we're clear on the matter, me and this gloomy girl here are in no way dating or intimate in any sense of the word, so don't get any wrong ideas. Seriously. ... Okay, I've heard of faces falling, but that's a new interpretation.

Well, since I have your attention, I actually have a few questions of my own. One is: where is this place, exactly? Right over there, you see, that was where the town was a few minutes ago. I just don't get how walking around any corner in the middle of town would've lead to swampland. I mean, so maybe I might've got lost, but it looks to me like this is somewhere else entirely. That leads to my second question: any idea how we got here? Depending on your answer, there may be dire consequences that involve the use of this sewing needle.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Hold on! I was joking! No need to start crying on me or anything, right? Here's your eye back. You were crying, weren't you? Wow, how ill are you guys ... I wanted to check your intentions, that's all - I mean, we're kinda on the run here. No, not for anything bad! Anyway, sorry about that. I'll make it up to you - take my hand for a second. Aw come on, don't look at me like that! I won't bite or anything. It's just I ... when I touch someone, I can make them feel better. Mostly I've done it with people who have had little things like colds and fevers, so I'm not sure how much it'll help in your case, but I think it's worth a shot. You do look like you need a boost. It might just get that eye back in your socket, heh.

H-Hey, wait a minute!! Don't come all at once, I can only handle so many at a time! And I said take my hand - where do you think you're putting yours, huh!? Jeez, you people are - downright - CRAZY! ... Hang on, how many of there are you? Crap, if you don't be careful and calm down, there's going to be more trouble--

Uugh, yuck ... Man, I warned them. Oi, is anyone still alive? What, you're all okay? But now you're all nothing but body parts ... That's actually kind of cool in a sick way. Well, I guess you guys seem alright. Reasonably. And as least none of you are dead. But see, this is why I said to be more careful. It's another thing my body can do - it's kind of annoying to explain, but you can see the result. You were all pretty frail-looking before, and now you've just gone and torn yourselves to pieces. I'm not sure if even I can help fix you all up. Damn, I might have made everything worse. ... Wait, you mean you're used to this happening? Heh, wow, that's really something. Still, it looks like you can't help yourselves, so any suggestions?

... I should try using the healing light of my what?


In or Out?

In!
49(90.7%)
Out!
5(9.3%)



Character: Houraiji Kyouichi
Series: Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchou: Tou
Character Age: 18
Canon: Tokyo Majin is the heartwarming story of how a lonely and mysterious transfer student finds friendship. Or it's the supernatural tale of how mysterious powers known as Dragon Veins awaken in a group of high school students who then use their newfound abilities to kick some serious demon ass on a nightly basis. Sometimes, it's even the tale of how to forgive your enemies by giving them strawberry milk and not minding when they bounce it violently off your face, but mostly it's those first two.

One of the students in the aforementioned group is Houraiji Kyouichi, possibly the most infamous of delinquents in Magami High School. Picked up off the streets and raised by a swordsman (along with a club full of drag queens), Kyouichi is always seen carrying his bokuto (wooden sword). That, paired with his bad attitude, makes it pretty unsurprising that the first time he met his best friend, the transfer student Hiyuu Tatsuma, he immediately started a fight with him in the middle of their classroom. It's also probably no surprise that he often claims some illness as a reason to leave school just before leaping out the window of his classroom to go fight with rival gangs.This likely has a good deal to do with why he's got some of the poorest grades in his class, frequently mixes up words - like "parapazzi" instead of "paparazzi" - and is generally just not the brightest bulb on the tree, but we won't hold that against him. But for all that he is a badass dude who'll get in your face and call you names (like "man-woman", the nickname he gives to the captain of the girls' archery team), he also genuinely cares about his friends, and would go all the way to Hell and back to save them.

Sample:

Ehhh, summer classes really are the worst! Such a waste of time... At least getting sent to a camp beats sittin' in school all day long, even if I'd rather lok at the girls' swimming pool than your creepy-ass lake. I'm not sure what exactly you're supposed to be teaching me here, either. I figured, summer camp in America, I'd be taking extra English lessons. Not "Dress to Impress: Becoming a Sweet Transvestite". Didn't think Magami required courses on dressin' like a girl. The least they could do is hire a teacher who knows his ...her? stuff. Seriously, I've known enough cross dressers in my life to know a bad drag job when I see one. Even that man-woman Sakurai is a more convincing chick than you, teach! Forget callin' yourself a lady, you're just a big ugly Godzilla in a bad wig. ...a gorilla? Right, that's exactly what I said!

Hey now, what's this? Even a gang all the way out here's heard of me? Looks like that's my cue. Sorry, Godzilla-chan! I'd love to stay and help you demonstrate the proper technique for putting on stockings, but I've got a stomachache, so I'll be leaving early today. And hey, speaking of stomachaches, just looking at you sorry punks is making me sick! What kinda gang are you if you can't keep it together enough to lift a weapon without falling to pieces? And I mean that literally! It's no good if your arm falls off halfway through swinging your... turkey baster? You still managed to get some of whatever that creamy shit wasin my eye, but come on! Are you guys even fighting seriously? Just watch me, taking you all out's gonna be a piece of cake!

...I really didn't mean that literally, but at least a food fight would explain the turkey baster. If that's how it's gonna be, then take this! Ha! One handful of spaghetti flying through the air, and your ringleader's down for the count! Too easy! ...is that spaghetti hugging his face? Now for the rest of you... I should've guessed that you can't even stand up to some measly soup! Whaddya mean, "using Tuesday's leftovers ain't fair"? Wasting perfectly good food's bad enough, but leftovers may as well get used up! But if this stuff's just from Tuesday, then I'd hate to see it fresh. Unless the flesh rotting off your faces is all you, of course.

Well, now that that's taken care of, where'd that cake go? --Erk! Godzilla-chan! What a lovely apron that is... and you have one for me, too. Great. What's this, I'm signed up for an advanced lesson? "Barefoot in the Kitchen: Home Economics for the Modern Female Impersonator". ...I really hate summer classes.


In or Out?

In!
43(82.7%)
Out!
9(17.3%)



Character Name: Sakurai Yuuto
Age: 19?
Series: Kamen Rider Den-O [ wiki ]

Canon: If you combine life lessons such as "be careful what you wish for", "don't take candy from strangers" and "time travel is bad for your health" all together you may get something like Kamen Rider Den-O. When creatures from the future called 'imagin' head to the past to change time for their benefit the world needs a hero. What the world gets is a main character that probably beats himself up more than the enemies do through the power of klutz. Is there any hope for the future?

Thankfully the world has Sakurai Yuuto. Yuuto is established from the start as kind of a douche: he derides the main character, keeps all the knowledge about the secretive and elusive disappearing future to himself and is definitely not here to make friends or play nice. Underneath all this prickly tsuntsun, however, is a thoroughly squishy-centered kid who is trying to stand bigger and taller than he is. The person who probably knows this the best is Deneb, the imagin with whom Yuuto forms a contract. Deneb often attempts to solve Yuuto's lack of friends by possessing him and being social for him, something that Yuuto feels compelled to lovingly lovingly beat him up over.

Note: In the imagin anime it is revealed Yuuto went to Mexico for an appendix transplant. Try to not question Den-O logic too much.


Sample Post:
Deneb!

What the hell is this!? I told you don't sign me up for things without my permission just because you think it will help! It won't! You're an idiot! Who signs up for something called 'Camp For Unorganized Donors' anyway? And what kind of camp kidnaps people? I bet it's not even a camp, look at this place. It's a swamp. If you signed me up for this just because it had a cute sign... I'll never forgive you. Geez, what kind of moron goes to a swamp for recovery after an organ transplant?

Now that I'm thinking about it, what kind of recovery program is in a swamp. It wouldn't do you any good. Things like organ donation should happen in a hospital, not out here. Whatever, I'm not going to care about a place run by someone who calls themselves Lord Gwarg of the Dialysith. Especially not with how it advertises itself. Why would anyone agree to go to a place that claims to 'bring out the Dark Side in all their patients, along with the waste in their kidneys'. Tch, I'm leaving, this is a waste of time.

Oi! I don't need a doctor to discharge me, especially not a doctor whose skin is peeling off of half his face! Shouldn't a doctor look healthier than his patients? . . .Don't answer that. I don't care. I'm not going to wait around for him to gather himself up to sign a piece of paper. I wasn't here to recover. I don't even remember checking in! You might have written down here that you took my kidney, but words like that don't matter at all.

I've never been sick and have good luck when it comes to avoiding hospitals. Twice as good if it comes to missing limbs, which is something I can't say for you. If you want to try and stop me you're better off with two arms, or just getting out of the way. Grabbing someone else's arms isn't going to help you either. But if you want to start a fight, fine. I'll definitely crush you.

Let me say this to start, even with one kidney, I'm pretty strong!


In or Out?

In!
53(94.6%)
Out!
3(5.4%)




Applicant #1

Character name: Deneb
Series: Kamen (Masked) Rider Den-O
Age: Unknown
Canon:
The year is 2007. Invaders from an alternate future have come to the present, where each possesses a person, takes the form of a humanoid monster from deep in their subconscious, and offers them the deal of a lifetime: state your wish, any wish at all, and they'll grant it. Of course, as one would expect, it's a contract laced with one glaring bit of small text - there's something that needs to be paid in return. Once the terms of the wish are fulfilled, these 'Imajin' can open a door to rampage in that person's past, and from there change not only the present, but the future as well.

Of course, there's nothing saying that that's what they
have to do. Here and there, exceptions pop up. Four (four!) such Imajin end up possessing Nogami Ryoutarou, the main character, a young man who gets sidelined into fighting Imajin and protecting the flow of time as the hero 'Kamen Rider Den-O' through a combination of horrible luck and... well. More bad luck. The fifth exceptional Imajin, though, is something entirely different.

If one were to use a single word to describe Deneb, it would probably have to be 'motherly'. He's also polite, enthusiastic, generous, bumbling, honourable to a fault and possibly not as smart as one might hope. He is entirely devoted to his contract holder, Sakurai Yuuto (who also happens to be the other masked rider of the series -- Zeronos). Deneb's hobbies include cooking for Yuuto (especially dishes with shiitake mushrooms, which Yuuto hates to the point of violent abuse but Deneb insists are healthy), enduring Yuuto's aforementioned physical abuse and comforting him when Yuuto inevitably ends up hurting himself, cleaning the time-travelling train that he and Yuuto use to chase down rampaging Imajin, apologizing to others for Yuuto's behaviour, and handing out 'Deneb candy', mysterious bonbons that Deneb seems to produce in unlimited supply from his, er, crotch. While asking that people take care of Yuuto and treat him well, of course.


Sample Entry:

Yuuto! Yuuuuuuto!!

Ah, pardon me. Have any of you seen a young man come this way? His name is Sakurai Yuuto, and he was wearing, well, you probably can't tell anymore, but he would have been very muddy, and even if he looked angry, I assure you he's a very gentle person at heart. I am afraid to say that we got separated a while back, you see, and it's his first time being in a foreign country by himself. I was just looking at the guidebook for a moment, and I must say that your local photography team put together some very nice shots for displaying the local animals; it is the first time I have seen such vivid close-up shots of mouths and teeth, when I stumbled over a very enthusiastic example of this community's top-ranked endangered plant. Yes, yes, the one with the striped vines and the spiked flowers, that's the one. A very fine example of the species, I'm su-

-- oh, yes. My apologies. Top-ranked endangering plant, yes. That would make far more sense. Thank you for the correction.

Oh, if only I hadn't mentioned picking mushrooms on the mountain before going home..! But it seemed we would be there for a while, since he was half-sunk in the bog and I was tangled up in the tree, and conversation seemed a good way to make the best of things. I'm sure that Yuuto didn't think it would take me so long to work myself free, but by the time I was untangled, it was far too easy to lose sight of him through the trees. I looked high and low, from the slope of the mountain to the twisting passages of the deep caves, but it's been no use. So I thought, if I follow this path down to the lake, and call from the edge of its verdant shores, we might finally be able to met up again.

Thank you for letting me share my story with you. It really is true, isn't it, that sharing a burden will lighten the load, even when it's a burden of the heart. I feel refreshed! ... here, I do not have much to give you in thanks, but take this -- it's Deneb candy. And, since we seem to be going the same way, would you like to walk togeth- what was that?

I'm not sure what you're saying, but no, I'm quite sure that van belongs to someone else. Even if it didn't, driving it without a proper license would be against the law, not to mention dangerous. Using the proper protection isn't always enough; even if you wore your seatbelt, there is always a chance that something could happen.

And look, it's not that far -- here's the shore now. What a magnificent view! Of course, it's a little different to have the glow coming from the water itself, instead of the reflection of the sunset, but not bad, not bad at all. With this much open space, if I walk all the way around, I will definitely find Yuuto again. Unless he is on one side, and I am on the other, and we both walk around without ever crossing paths... no, that's too sad, much too sad! I'll just have to run to catch up with him!

If it isn't to much to ask, if you meet Yuuto, please tell him to travel counter-clockwise! And please, treat him well. Yuuto can be energetic, but though it might not seem like it at first, he would definitely like to be friends with all of you here. In his heart, that's what he truly believes. So, if you have any local greetings or customs, please be sure to include him. Like what Miss.... Marcy, is it? Is demonstrating with me right now. What would you call this?

Ahh, the upside-down tentacle-touch leg shake. Yes, yes. This would be perfect.



Applicant #2

Character: Deneb
Series: Kamen Rider Den-O
Character age: Unknown

Canon: Oh no, evil spirit monsters from the future are trying to destroy the past! Who do you call? Kamen Rider Den-O, of course. Except this spandex-clad hero is a sweet boy who gets beaten up daily and is impossibly unlucky. The timestream has to be doomed, right? Well, not quite! Because some of those spirit monsters, called Imagin, have defected to the side of good and are happy to possess our hero to give him the fighting abilities he needs to save the day (and tomorrow). They aren't doing it mostly to take joyrides in his body, really. But this app isn't about them; it's about the new guys who inevitably join the fight against evil mid-series.

Said new guys are Sakurai Yuuto and his faithful Imagin partner, Deneb. Intensely loyal and devoted to taking care of Yuuto, whether Yuuto likes it or not (usually not), Deneb is extremely open, honest, and very earnest. As part of a sentai team he's a capable fighter, both on his own and lending his strength to Yuuto, with nobly retarded tendencies and a catchphrase. But to demonstrate his sweet and bumbling disposition his catchphrase, while it begins with a promising "I'll say this to start. . ." ends with something silly or not relevant instead of the expected heroic phrase. Outside of battle he's a little clumsy, sometimes shy, and easily flustered. Deneb also loves cooking and making homemade "Deneb candy" which he hands out with renditions of "Please get along with Yuuto." Just don't ask where the candy comes from.


Sample post:

I apologize! I'm truly sorry for barging in. I heard the screaming and assumed— I didn't know you were holding a cooking class? What a strange place for one, Gorilla-san. A-Ah, I've ruined your meal. I'm really very sorry. You must allow me to make it up to you by helping. Right! A little hard work and everything will be just the way it should be! Let's cook together!

But I'll say this to start. . . Proper introductions are necessary for the flowering of a relationship! I'm Deneb; pleasure to meet you! Now we can cook together properly. I'll just put on this apron and—eh?! Wait. Stop that! It's rude to try to "kiss the cook" without asking just
because the apron says it. And no, I won't say 'Iyaaa~n dame dame.' . . . Oops. I said it.

But, it's alright. You should apologize properly but I know you must be sincere in your hearts. Besides, your pot is bubbling over! We should get started right away on the recipe. Let's see, "Tuesday Mystery Soup." I've never made that before, how exciting. The next ingredient to add should be—No, don't add rabbits' feet! Adding lucky charms won't make your soup magically delicious. In fact from the look of your 'lucky charms' it just might make it poisonous. A-And taking feet from the rabbits is sure to have made them angry. I passed a mob of them earlier hobbling along with various garden implements. They looked very upset and now I know why. We must apologize for—ah, that pounding on the door must be them. I will go and. . . apologize for you. Yes, it'll be better if I do it.

Forgive my new friends Gorilla-san and Other Gorilla-san, Rabbit-san and company. We'll return your feet immediately. Please don't use those hoes on us. N-no, we're not actually hoes ourselves; I don't understand what you meant by that. Perhaps some candy would ease your hurt feelings? Please take some. Please?

Ah, they finally left. You should be more careful of others. Now that that's taken care of we need to get back to your soup. I'm amazed it hasn't burned. The recipe says. . . bitter emo tears of a virgin and the 'special' catnip. I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of this cookbook. Perhaps they meant sea salt and bay leaves?

Other Gorilla-san, they really meant that? What horrible things to put in a soup. What kind of soup is this? . . .People? You don't put people in soups! And thyme or parsley would go so much better any—urk. Ah, I didn't mean— No, I meant— I just— I have to go now. I must find something very important. Yes, I need to go look for it right away. Th-Then, I'll be going now! Please take some candy for the inconvenience.

What was that? I need a white van permit to hand out candy? Oh, thank you for informing me. I'll go acquire one immediately!


In or Out?

First applicant, in!
41(91.1%)
Second applicant, in!
4(8.9%)
Neither, both out!
0(0.0%)
 
 
 
Nogami Ryoutarou (野上 良太郎): Potentially botulism-ier cousinsclimaxinside on July 26th, 2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
...............................................................i may have just come uh
Nogami Ryoutarou (野上 良太郎): Nothing can kill the Grimaceclimaxinside on July 26th, 2008 08:29 pm (UTC)
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTO

a-and you brought two wives holy shit
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Ryuutaros (リュウタロス): Delicious crotch candyleashthedragon on July 26th, 2008 08:29 pm (UTC)
..................OMG. WHAT?
Ryuutaros (リュウタロス): Did this really come from his --leashthedragon on July 26th, 2008 08:52 pm (UTC)
IN for Yuuto. LET ME SHOOT YOU LOVINGLY. ♥

ABSTAIN on the Denebs due to beta-ing one of them. sjkadfh;sa Will get to vote on the rest once I calm down.
The Doctor: ...well that's complicated.notamartian on July 26th, 2008 08:37 pm (UTC)
I think I was kinda easy this round. My only out was Kiri, methinks. And Deneb #2. DENEB AND YUUTO ILU ♥
❥ Aeris Gainsborough: canary yellowperennially on July 26th, 2008 08:40 pm (UTC)
IN for Double Arts kids ( ♥ !)
OUT for Onigiri, but I can be moved on this. (w-what Onirigi)

ABSTAIN on the thing with a long name for beta!

And ABSTAIN on Kamen Rider for bias. (And for laughing at Sian)
The Doctor: But but but but I has a spaceship...notamartian on July 26th, 2008 08:42 pm (UTC)
douchebag ♥
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Elphaba Thropphopeforstirring on July 26th, 2008 08:41 pm (UTC)
My out was Kyouichi, and... abstain on the Denebs for now. dskfhdjhfks two of you ♥ ♥ ♥
(Anonymous) on July 26th, 2008 08:44 pm (UTC)
Kyouichi Apper
Any feedback for me?
Cornelia li Britannia: organicascendthethorns on July 26th, 2008 08:41 pm (UTC)
All IN, abstaining on the Denebs..
Cornelia li Britannia: blazeascendthethorns on July 26th, 2008 11:27 pm (UTC)
And that is an IN for Deneb #1.
Hana (ハナ): Doing mom proud.*adelicatebloom on July 26th, 2008 08:42 pm (UTC)
Yuuto and Deneb ahhhhhhhhhh |D |D In for Yuuto and the endangering plants for Deneb #1 won me over. I also managed to vote in on the Air Gear app before my attention span died o-orz I WILL TRY TO VOTE ON THE OTHERS LATER.
Ladd Russomostly_armless on July 26th, 2008 08:53 pm (UTC)
Onigiri and Yuuta were my ins, abstaining on Deneb for now, will take another look if it's close.
(Anonymous) on July 26th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)
Elraine apper
If you have any crit you'd like to give, if you have time, I'd be very happy to recieve it ♥.
Re: Elraine apper - mostly_armless on July 26th, 2008 11:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Kyouichi Apper - (Anonymous) on July 27th, 2008 04:51 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Kyouichi Apper - mostly_armless on July 27th, 2008 06:38 am (UTC) (Expand)
Donna Noblea_noble_temp on July 26th, 2008 08:54 pm (UTC)
All in plus Deneb 1!
Hellboy: !moon power makeup!right_hand_of on July 26th, 2008 08:55 pm (UTC)
ALL IN AND DENEB ONE i think. |D
(獄寺隼人) Gokudera Hayato: +5 cute pointstasteslikeash on July 26th, 2008 08:56 pm (UTC)
I am way too scattered right now, so just voting on the canons I know (Air Gear and Double Arts). In for all three of you. >D

I'll try to come back to the rest later.
Cielo: What de ceiling cat doin'ovoretherainbow on July 26th, 2008 09:16 pm (UTC)
Elraine, Kyouichi, and Yuuto out, in for Deneb #1, and rest in. Ask if you want.
(Anonymous) on July 26th, 2008 11:27 pm (UTC)
If you have the time, any crit you'd like to give would be welcomed :3.
Elraine apper - (Anonymous) on July 26th, 2008 11:28 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Re: Kyouichi Apper - ovoretherainbow on July 27th, 2008 04:57 am (UTC) (Expand)
Zidane Tribal: I could cause a riot in a nunneryget_sometail on July 26th, 2008 09:24 pm (UTC)
All in and Deneb #1
Bob Makihara: half a chicken and a beerbiggestinjapan on July 26th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
In for Deneb #1 and the rest. HEY DENEB, GIMME SUM CANDY.
morning is mocking mexen0glossy on July 26th, 2008 09:56 pm (UTC)
All in + Deneb #1. \o/
Yuri Volte Hyuga: pic#77362279girlsavesyou on July 26th, 2008 09:57 pm (UTC)
Abstain on Ongiri for now, but in for everyone and Deneb 1!
dickchaser on July 26th, 2008 10:31 pm (UTC)
In for everyone, abstaining on the dupes due to sudden brain dead.
雪広 あやか (Yukihiro Ayaka): congratulations I'm herepopcorn_chikn on July 26th, 2008 10:35 pm (UTC)
all in and Deneb one I belieeeeve.
Aleister Crowleycrow_chaaan on July 26th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)
*_* what a shiny round.

ALL IN and I chose Deneb #1.
Tobias: Preening and other hawkish thingstheredeyeflight on July 27th, 2008 12:08 am (UTC)
All in, and abstaining on the dup due to beta.

♥♥♥♥ Eeeee Yuuto and Deneb~
hachisgood2u: puppy?hachisgood2u on July 27th, 2008 12:11 am (UTC)
Drive-by ALL IN and Deneb number 1!
Osaki Nana: Face on a milk carton?whenurgood2nana on July 27th, 2008 12:51 am (UTC)
Voted IN for Onigiri on Michael's account and abstained on the others due to lack of canon knowledge.
Rayna (Nin): THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE NO D:ningen_demonai on July 27th, 2008 12:52 am (UTC)
AHAHAHAH, OMG ONIGIRI, THE TEAM IS COMPLEEEETE! XDDD And holy fuck, it's Double Arts. WHOEVER YOU GUYS ARE, CAN I ADOPT YOU?!?! Semi-newest favorite shounen manga, omg ♥
Okita Souji (沖田総司): a curious sightcoughmeupinside on July 27th, 2008 01:07 am (UTC)
All in, with Deneb #1.
Azula: Kept alive means something left to killsharpasfire on July 27th, 2008 01:13 am (UTC)
In on the Double Arts people, Kyouichi and Deneb #2. #1 you were good and the voice was probably more consistent but I just really liked #2's flair.